January 2012
2 posts
Homeless
Today, John took a coke from a homeless man, meant for another homeless person, and drank it, in the comfort of his own home.
Edit:: This was during Street Team when we give out food and drinks to homeless people every night so… don’t worry guys, we steal food from the shelter all the time, it’s pretty normal.
Edit x2:: We take the extra food that we can’t give out. I...
December 2011
12 posts
Dear CND,
Dear Brigham Women’s Center of Neurologic Diseases,
I ask you, why? Why would you take away Social Hour today? You already only hold this glorious hour once every other week… whereas other labs and institutions at Harvard hold it every single week. Is it too much to ask that you stay on schedule?
Today, I have been pippetting one liquid, into another, into another, heating them,...
November 2011
13 posts
The Friend Zone
by Jimmy Chen
The Friend Zone is both stigmatized and empathized as a type of relationship experienced between a usually attractive female (known herein as Subjectₓ) and her futile courter, an earnest male (herein Partnerₒ) who desires a romantic relationship with her, specifically to engage in acts by which such status is defined, but “settles” for a platonic[1] friendship, which shall be...
Surgeons Need Nintendo Wii Skills. Kind of. →
“The study findings suggest a skill overlap between the Nintendo Wii and basic laparoscopic tasks. Surgical candidates with advanced Nintendo Wii ability may possess higher baseline laparoscopic ability.”
Courtesy of Francis Deng
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Marriage
When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.. Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why? I...
October 2011
7 posts
Water, Bleach, and Light →
The smallest things in science can be so inspiring.
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September 2011
7 posts
Draw A Stickman →
This is absolutely amazing. And will bring you happiness hahah.
Courtesy of Helen Jing
Craigslist Ad
Yoga mat for sale. Used once. - $1 (Bellevue)
Yoga mat for sale. Used once at lunch hour class in December 2009. Usage timeline as follows: 11:45a Register for hot yoga class. Infinite wisdom tells me to commit to 5 class package and purchase a yoga mat. I pay $89.74. Money well spent, I smugly confirm to myself. 11:55a Open door to yoga room. A gush of hot dry air rushes through and past me....
Glittery Eyes (Repost)
By Etgar Keret
This is a story about a little girl who loved glittery things more than anything else in the whole world. She had a glittery dress, and glittery socks, and glittery ballet slippers. And a glittery black doll named Christie after their maid. Even her teeth glittered, though her father insisted that they sparkled, which wasn’t quite the same. “Glittery,” she thought...
Release
What do you do when you’re mad at the world? When there’s no one to blame? When there’s no reason to be mad but you just can’t help it? I guess time will cure everything but what do you do until then? I guess I will be dancing a lot more for now.
*cut cut slash slash
August 2011
12 posts
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How do you approach a girl at the grocery store?
I went to the supermarket today with my sister just to pick up cream for some baking thing that girls tend to like to do. But as I was walking around munching on samples, I saw this absolutely gorgeous girl around the corner serving ramen in those little plastic cups. Of course, I was way too scared to even go get a sample from her and basically stood awkwardly around looking at soy sauce bottles...
Jason DeRulo - It Girl
I’ve been looking...
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